PuNkS

At 5:45 am this morning... DING DONG.. who is that?? Carson answers the door and is greeted with "Is John Here?" Um no. Then they say "We need to talk to John"... hmmm... nope and proceeds to close the door and LOCK it. Carson said he got an eerie vibe from them. About 45 min later, I was in the kitchen making breakfast and I hear loud thumps! Here is the ROCK that was thrown at the kitchen window...
Here is the damage to the screen and the chip in the window!

I open up the window and see the same two described guys from Carson and they were throwing rocks at our house!! I was furious!! I opened up the front door and in the most polite tone possible at the time...

ME: "Why are you throwing rocks at our house?"

SKATER PUNK: "We're looking for John... tell you boyfriend he owes us money"

ME: (HA HA ... when was the last time I had a boyfriend?) "I'm married, you met my husband at the crack of dawn and there is no John here"

OTHER PUNK: "Whatever, he owes us!"

ME: "You have the wrong house, you are scaring our children, please get off of our property and I will be reporting this to the police"

Both punks run to a silver car parked just a few yards away, a familiar car in a familiar spot... hmmm... neighbors perhaps? One of them puts his skateboard over the license plate as if I haven't seen it or won't see it when he has to move the skateboard to get into the car... GENIUSES!! They'll never know that I have the worst eye sight possible and my glasses are 10 years old so there is NO way I could have read the license plate. They drove away in a flash... probably on their way to high school.

Carson called the cops, they came out and filed a report. It is considered criminal damage due to the chip in the window (although minor), I will press charges. I told them I would absolutely prosecute and guided them to the house where the car was and IS usually parked. The police officer spent quite a bit of time chatting with the homeowners. As soon as the boys come home from school, I will take a picture of the car and the license plate to provide to the police officer. Hopefully we won't have any more disturbances :).

The worst part of the whole situation is that Kamryn already checks the locks 3 times a night as it is. She is a bit paranoid and this does NOT help the situation one bit! It sounds like we live in the ghetto and we actually live in a super nice neighborhood with an LDS stake center parked in the middle of our neighborhood. What PuNkS for putting a damper in our perfect morning!!